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(334): View more from Alabama

The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.

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(740): View more from Ohio

ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....

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(516): View more from New York

Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.

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(914): View more from New York

Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY

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(406): View more from Montana

"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter

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