I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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