if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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