Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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