im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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