Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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