why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
