loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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