your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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