Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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