I cut my penus on the lid.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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