Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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