I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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