i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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