Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My liver just had a heart attack.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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