I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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