Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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