We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish i was in the wii world.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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