I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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