Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
