If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fuck appropriateness.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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