I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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