Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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