Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize