finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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