You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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