3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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