I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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