Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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