love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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