I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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