She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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