We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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