is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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