I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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