I want to have your abortion
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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