Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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