She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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