I'm drive I can fine osifer
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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