i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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