We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Randomize
