Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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