This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
What a dumb baby whore.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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