And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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