I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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