shes about as inviting as chlamydia
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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