We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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