I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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