yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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