well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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