is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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