If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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